On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A big shiny new RV.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Two good assistants and a big, shiny new RV.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Three top dogs, two good assistants and a big shiny new RV.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Four wealthy clients, three top dogs, two good assistants and a big shiny new RV.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Five days off, four wealthy clients, three top dogs, two good assistants and a big shiny new RV.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six friendly judges, five days off, four wealthy clients, three top dogs, two good assistants and a big shiny new RV.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven Greyhound combs, six friendly judges, five days off, four wealthy clients, three top dogs, two good assistants and a big shiny new RV.

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eight East Coast crates, seven Greyhound combs, six friendly judges, five days off, four wealthy clients, three top dogs, two good assistants and a big shiny new RV.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Nine pounds of liver, eight East Coast crates, seven Greyhound combs, six friendly judges, five days off, four wealthy clients, three top dogs, two good assistants and a big shiny new RV.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Ten advertisements, nine pounds of liver, eight East Coast crates, seven Greyhound combs, six friendly judges, five days off, four wealthy clients, three top dogs, two good assistants and a big shiny new RV.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eleven Best in Shows, ten advertisements, nine pounds of liver, eight East Coast crates, seven Greyhound combs, six friendly judges, five days off, four wealthy clients, three top dogs, two good assistants and a big shiny new RV.

 

Twelve grande Starbucks, eleven Best in Shows, ten advertisements, nine pounds of liver, eight East Coast crates, seven Greyhound combs, six friendly judges, five days off, four wealthy clients, three top dogs, two good assistants and a big shiny new RV.